For example: If Sally goes to the store with Billy and Sally has $.57 and Billy has $.72 how many watermelons can they buy if watermelons are $.17 a pound? What the hell is this craptastic scenario?! My brain gets stuck. Not on the math—but in the story. I want more of the story. Where the […]

Lethargy, the Doldrums. I was 10 years old and clueless as to what these words meant let alone how to pronounce, “lethargy.” So I went to the dictionary and began my love affair with The Phantom Tollbooth. It was also the book that helped me fall in love with words and literature. It is a […]

Hello lovelies!! I have something very special for you today. There is a new section on the CoffeeFitnessUnicorn page. Today I am introducing you to Gavin Gardiner in the Writer’s Corner. Gavin’s debut novel comes out this Friday, April 9, 2021 and this is release week!! Welcome to a new horror. Writer’s Corner Meet Gavin […]

I will buy and try coffee-flavored anything. Sometimes the item is delicious, sometimes the items is gross. The goal is not if the coffee-flavored item is good, the goal is to eat and/or drink coffee-flavored everything. Many years ago it was not easy to find coffee-flavored food or drinks, now there is an abundance of […]

These words are music to my ears and nose. Let me take you through a few scenes when these words were uttered. Brandi and I had our fateful meeting at her coffeeshop and then a few days later we were meeting again to have our first date. I was nervous because I wasn’t sure if […]

Have you heard we have a podcast? Have you listened to the podcast? If you have listened, thank you very much, we appreciate it and if you haven’t yet, we hope you tune is soon because we would love your feedback. The podcast made a few transformations in the short time it started and that’s […]

“You don’t drink coffee; you heat up coffee.”  These words were said to me by my mother and upon hearing her words I had a revelation: my love of coffee and my work ethics clashed.  I was in undergrad living at home with my parents and while I studied, I drank coffee (or so I […]

Has this ever happened to you? I try really hard not to make a mess in the microwave and I especially don’t like to waste my coffee, so when this happened I was particularly sad. Being this was a silly and sad situation, I decided to send the image to Scott Gordon Patterson, aka, Luke […]